I kissed my teachers ass to get a B in the class. I told him I enjoyed the lectures and they all fascinated me and now even after classes are over I still use the new philosophical terms I’ve learned in my every day life and I thought he was a great professor.

I showed my dad WorldStarHipHop and now he won’t let me use the computer cause he’s too busy watching black people fighting.

Officially done with my second year at college.

keefvanhorn:

ok so i was watching dr. phil and it was an episode about how this grandpa made his grand-daughter give him a hand job

so dr. phil asked what the girl said to her mom and supposedly she said ‘bubbly stuff came out’

then i was like hold up! stuff comes out? nah i dont believe this

i went to the toilet, did what i do, and sure enough stuff came out

i panicked, cleaned up and told myself that i wouldnt do it ever again

When I nutted for the first time, like nothin came out but I still got scared so I jumped off the bed and almost started cryin. 

(Source: keefvanhorn, via midnightorgy)

Today I smelled the rain and it smelled like in the inside of a vagina.

I checked my  grades so far and I’ve gotten a B in english and a B+ in math. All that’s left to finish this semester off is to write a paper for philosophy that’s due tomorrow at midnight and I’m official done with the semester. I’m expecting a B for philosophy and an A from Spanish. Another good semester, I must say.